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Tom came home and pronounced loudly as he walked in the door “I had my first fuck today!”. His sister was shocked and screamed, “You little nasty boy! Get out of the kitchen!”. So Tom went into the lounge. Here he told his mother “Mom! I had my first fuck today!”. His mother was furious! “Go to your room! Your father will be home soon and he can deal with you!”.

Poor Tom went dejectedly to his room. Before long, his father arrived home. He kicked in the door to Tom’s room. “Mom tells me you have something to tell me! So, what’s the story?”. In a timid voice, Tom replies, “I had my first fuck today, dad”. Well, his dad was surprised. “Well done, boy! I’m so proud of you! My own son! You are a man now boy – I’ll take you out to the pub tonight!”.

So dad takes Tom out to the pub. Surrounded by all dad’s friends, Tom is the toast of the place. “Well done they all yell”. Dad asks Tom “Well, son, now you’re with the men. Tell us all, when are you going to have your next fuck, son”. Tom replies “When my arse stops bleeding, dad!”.

LOL!