Funny adult jokes
Jul 2nd, 2007 by jasmine
Q: What is the similarity between men and rats?
A: Both of them keep searching for new holes.
Q: Girl friend & boy friend go for a movie. In the dark, a mosquito enters the girl’s skirt. Guess where it would have bitten?
A: The boy friend’s hand.
Q: What is the closest thing similar to a woman’s period?
A: Your salary, it comes once a month lasts about 5 days and if it doesn’t come, it means you are in big trouble.
Q: What is the difference between biology and sociology?
A: When the baby looks like his dad or mom, then it is biology. When the baby looks like the neighbor, then it is sociology.
Q: Tarzan and the animals went to the river to take a shower. Tarzan removed his clothes. All the animals laughed. Tarzan was surprised and asked “Why”?
A: The animals told him, “Your tail is in front”!
Q: Doctor: You look so weak & exhausted. Are you having 3 meals a day as I have advised?
A: Doctor, I thought you said 3 males a day. (The patient is a chick)