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Posted in Adult Jokes on May 14th, 2008
A musician was hired to play the background music for a movie. When it was completed he asked when and where he could see the movie. The producer honestly confessed that it was actually a porno film and it was due out in a few weeks time.
A month later, the musician went to a porno [...]
Posted in Adult Jokes on Jan 26th, 2008
A blonde was hungry after having sex her man told her to buy some pizza for supper. She went and after ordering, the assistant asked the her if she would like her pizza cut into six pieces or twelve.
“Six please” she said, “I could never eat twelve!”
Hahahaha…
Posted in Adult Jokes, Sexy Stuff on Oct 15th, 2007
I wish I was the pussy cat. So lucky!
Posted in Adult Jokes on Jul 18th, 2007
I, the penis, hereby request a raise in salary for the following reasons:
I do physical labor
I work at great depths
I plunge head first into everything I do
I do not get weekends off or public holidays
I work in a damp environment
I don’t get paid overtime
I work in a dark workplace that has poor ventilation
I work in [...]
Posted in Adult Jokes on Jul 2nd, 2007
Q: What is the similarity between men and rats?
A: Both of them keep searching for new holes.
Q: Girl friend & boy friend go for a movie. In the dark, a mosquito enters the girl’s skirt. Guess where it would have bitten?
A: The boy friend’s hand.
Posted in Adult Jokes on Jun 8th, 2007
A pretty blonde decides to have a facelift for her 40th birthday. She spends $20,000 and feels pretty good about the results as she now looks so much younger and sexier. On her way home, she stops at a news-stand to buy a newspaper. Before leaving, she says to the salesgirl, “I hope you don’t [...]
Posted in Adult Jokes on Jun 4th, 2007
This dude has just taken his girlfriend back to her home after being out together, and when they reach the front door he leans with one hand on the wall and says to her, “Honey, you are so beautiful and sweet today… but it would be sweeter if you could give me a blowjob.”
“What? Are [...]
Posted in Adult Jokes on May 9th, 2007
Tom came home and pronounced loudly as he walked in the door “I had my first fuck today!”. His sister was shocked and screamed, “You little nasty boy! Get out of the kitchen!”. So Tom went into the lounge. Here he told his mother “Mom! I had my first fuck today!”. His mother was furious! [...]