Ugly Prostitute
Posted in Adult Jokes on Aug 16th, 2010
Just to inject some humor in your quest for more sex. Check out this… lady here, who is too ugly to prostitute! Haha…
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A few extra strokes
Posted in Adult Jokes on Jul 24th, 2010
Hairy dick
Posted in Adult Jokes on Nov 23rd, 2008
Have you seen a hairy dick like this?! It looks long, but too much hair…
How many dicks I’ve put in my mouth
Posted in Adult Jokes, Sexy Girls on Jul 16th, 2008
The adult movie musician
Posted in Adult Jokes on May 14th, 2008
A musician was hired to play the background music for a movie. When it was completed he asked when and where he could see the movie. The producer honestly confessed that it was actually a porno film and it was due out in a few weeks time.
A month later, the musician went to a porno theater to watch it. With his collar up and dark glasses on, he took a seat in the back row, next to a couple who also seemed to be in disguise. The movie was even nastier than he had anticipated, featuring a superb group sex, S/M, anal sex and even a dog.
After a while, the embarrassed musician turned to the couple and said, “Nice music? I am only here to listen to the music!”
“Yeah?” replied the man. “We are here to see our dog only.”
Blonde at the pizza shop
Posted in Adult Jokes on Jan 26th, 2008
A blonde was hungry after having sex her man told her to buy some pizza for supper. She went and after ordering, the assistant asked the her if she would like her pizza cut into six pieces or twelve.
“Six please” she said, “I could never eat twelve!”
Hahahaha…
Lucky pussy cat
Posted in Adult Jokes, Sexy Stuff on Oct 15th, 2007
The penis raise request
Posted in Adult Jokes on Jul 18th, 2007
I, the penis, hereby request a raise in salary for the following reasons:
I do physical labor
I work at great depths
I plunge head first into everything I do
I do not get weekends off or public holidays
I work in a damp environment
I don’t get paid overtime
I work in a dark workplace that has poor ventilation
I work in high temperatures
My work exposes me to contagious diseases
Yours truly,
Penis
The following is the reply to the Penis from the Management.
Funny adult jokes
Posted in Adult Jokes on Jul 2nd, 2007
Q: What is the similarity between men and rats?
A: Both of them keep searching for new holes.
Q: Girl friend & boy friend go for a movie. In the dark, a mosquito enters the girl’s skirt. Guess where it would have bitten?
A: The boy friend’s hand.
A blonde gets a facelift
Posted in Adult Jokes on Jun 8th, 2007
A pretty blonde decides to have a facelift for her 40th birthday. She spends $20,000 and feels pretty good about the results as she now looks so much younger and sexier. On her way home, she stops at a news-stand to buy a newspaper. Before leaving, she says to the salesgirl, “I hope you don’t mind me asking, but how old do you think I am?”
“About 22,” is the reply.
“Nope! I’m exactly 40,” the woman replies with a big smile.
A little while later she goes into McDonald’s and asks the counter girl the very same question.
The girl replies, “I’d guess about 21.”
The woman says happily, “Nope, I’m 40. I guess I look so much younger, right? Hehe.”