I need a blowjob
Posted in Adult Jokes on Jun 4th, 2007
This dude has just taken his girlfriend back to her home after being out together, and when they reach the front door he leans with one hand on the wall and says to her, “Honey, you are so beautiful and sweet today… but it would be sweeter if you could give me a blowjob.”
“What? Are you crazy?”, she exclaimed.
“Look, don’t worry,” he said. “I promise you it will be quick.”

“No! Someone may see us. Our neighbor or somebody on the road…”
