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I need a blowjob

This dude has just taken his girlfriend back to her home after being out together, and when they reach the front door he leans with one hand on the wall and says to her, “Honey, you are so beautiful and sweet today… but it would be sweeter if you could give me a blowjob.”

“What? Are you crazy?”, she exclaimed.

“Look, don’t worry,” he said. “I promise you it will be quick.”

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“No! Someone may see us. Our neighbor or somebody on the road…”

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First fuck

Tom came home and pronounced loudly as he walked in the door “I had my first fuck today!”. His sister was shocked and screamed, “You little nasty boy! Get out of the kitchen!”. So Tom went into the lounge. Here he told his mother “Mom! I had my first fuck today!”. His mother was furious! “Go to your room! Your father will be home soon and he can deal with you!”.

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